#100FactsAboutMe

Wanted to do this when it was a trending topic on Twitter but I'm not that evil as to bombard my followers with 100 Tweets in a row. So I figured that I should put it in a blog, then folks can feel free to read it without it being forced upon them. Think it'll be pretty hard though...

1. My name is 'Jade Parfery', I'm the only person in the UK with this name. Makes me super easy to find on the internet!
2. I'm 5ft tall, exactly. Or small, as the case may be.
3. I currently have 13 piercings but have had 24 in total. (I think, not good at counting nor remembering.)
4. I also have 5 tattoos at the moment.
5. My favourite TV show ever is 'Supernatural'.
6. I'm in my final year at college, I'm doing my HND Year 2 in Beauty Therapy.
7. I used to suffer extremely bad panic/anxiety attacks and still get them to this day, though not as bad.
8. My Legal title is 'Lady'. My Mum bought me a small area of land for my 16th birthday because I'm pretty much the epitome of a Lady.
9. I smoke and have done for so long it's disgusting. I will stop one day. I'm the only smoker I know that despises smoking to an extreme extent.
10. I have been going out with the same boy (Steven) for nearly 5 years. He's a non-smoker too! I plan on marrying him one day. 
11. I have a kitten named 'Cuticle'. She is one of the most important aspects of my life. She can be much nicer than most of the people I know. She is named so because I'm a beauty therapist, she has long nails and she's cute.
12. I NEVER leave the house without make up. This is due to the fact I have really bad skin. I had problem skin growing up and it's left me in not so good condition! Maybe that's why I decided to become a Beauty Therapist. Most teenagers have no idea what's available and what suits their skin needs. But I digress...
13. I'm a bit of a fan of the old Twitter! Follow me @QuarterQueen :)
14. I have big boobs. (What? It's a fact!)
15. Apparently when I'm drunk I can be EXTREMELY funny. Which I guess is kinda nice because I'm not that witty in day to day life! ;)
16. The first song I ever bought was 'Spice Girls - Too Much'. It was a cassette that cost me 75p. I was SO chuffed.
17. My favourite Disney film is 'Sleeping Beauty'.
18. I plan on naming my salon 'Aurora Beauty' after Sleeping Beauty. 
19. I also plan on naming my daughter 'Briar-Rose' again, after Sleeping Beauty.
20. I can't drive but I seriously wish I could!
21. I have the ability to lose ANYTHING. I'll put something down and immediately it will be gone. Bane of my life!
22. I'm blonde and can often act that way. But I am quite smart and not the usual 'bimbo' type. Call me that and I will instantly hate you.
23. I appreciate good spelling and grammar.
24. My Geography skills are laughable. I have no idea where anything is in the world. Saying that, I am getting better. Steven has taught me a lot!
25. The first thing I'll notice on a girl is her eyebrows. It kills me to see horrible eyebrows, dear God. Even when watching TV, all I'll notice is 'brows.
26. The first thing I notice on guys is their teeth and hair.
27. I have never broken a bone in my body.
28. I have never stayed over night in a hospital.
29. My family is so utterly dysfunctional. I know most families are but Jesus, you haven't met mine. -_-
30. 'Vice City' is my all time favourite game.
31. I'm very insecure & slightly depressive.
32. I try too hard and I'm too nice. Most people that know me tell me this is my downfall.
33. I like a good drink of the alcohol variety along with a laugh. Generally love to sing when drink also but who doesn't!
34. Some say I'm a pessimist, I just think I'm a realist.
35. My laptop is baby pink! As is my camera! :D
36. Sometimes I wish I lived in the 1800s, so I could wear all the massive puffy dresses and go to balls. :D
37. I have very few friends, most people I've known in my life have fucked me over or just left me. What does that say about me?! Haha.
38. I'm very flirtatious.
39. I'm quite pedantic.
40. My favourite phone was my BlackBerry Bold. I had it for one month and it got stolen. FML! I was so upset, you wouldn't believe.
41. I own so much jewelry, that I probably wouldn't be able to wear it all in one lifetime!
42. I adore shoes (especially very high heels). 
43. My favourite ice cream is Ben & Jerry's Caramel Chew Chew.
44. I once ran away from home when I was 11 years old. To my friends house... in the same street. Told my younger sister not to tell my Mum and guess what? She did!
45. I procrastinate so much that I have no clue how I get anything done.
46. I don't believe in 'Love at First Sight', I believe in 'Lust at First Sight'.
47. I'm TERRIFIED of being alone.
48. I swear too often, how unladylike! 
49. My phobias include; Moths, the bottom of boats, water, long grass and throwing up. I will try EVERYTHING within my power to not be sick. Ugh, scary. :(
50. I'm very sarcastic. 
51. I have little Barbie ornaments that are YEARS old from MacDonald's Happy Meals. They're better and much prettier than normal Barbie's. I'm pretty sure I'll keep them forever.
52. I hate beer/lager/cider. But I do like Vodka and wine.
53. My favourite alcohol is Champagne. 
54. My favourite cocktails are; Cosmopolitans & White Russians.
55. I love the font 'Script'. I wish I could write like that.
56. My room is always a mess, even though I tidy it like 15 times a week! This is quite strange due to the fact I'm obsessive about keeping the rest of the house tidy.
57. I LOVE cheese. All cheese, including goats cheese. 
58. If my sister and I weren't sisters, I doubt we'd be friends. Which I sad, I used to be so close to her.
59. I despise football.
60. I detest gold jewelry and only wear silver/white gold or platinum.
61. I love music with good lyrics. I'll listen to the lyrics before I do the tune.
62. I've only been abroad once in my life; to Greece when I was 11 years old.
63. I adore reading, I'd rather read a book than watch a film.
64. I love to dance.
65. My heartthrobs include; Ville Valo, Jensen Ackles, Johnny Depp, Ian Somerhalder, M Shadows, Adam Ant (back in the day obv), Eminem and Nixon. 
66. I have lots of female crushes! Christina Aguilera being my fave. 
67. I feel so lucky to be loved.
68. I appreciate my Mum, even though she may do my head in!
69. My preferred paper to read is 'The Daily Record'. I have no idea why or how, it just is.
70. I would love to swim with dolphins, they're just amazing.
71. I enjoy gardening. My favourite flowers are Orchids.
72. When I was in school I was the teachers pet. Always above my age level, never done anything wrong. Yet I had loads of piercings and smoked...
73. I detest loading the dishwasher yet I don't mind washing dishes by hand.
74. I am OCD when it comes to the cleanliness of the glasses I drink out of.
75. I seriously hate dance/trance whatever it's called. It's just noise! I'm aware I sound old...
76. I'm 21 years old, still feel about 14 though! I have to have ID for everything, I must look about 12.
77. I was born in Glasgow. In Rutherglen Hospital, which is now no longer there!
78. I got my name from 'James Dean'. The JA from James and the DE from Dean. Talk to my Mother about that... Haha.
79. I have an older brother called Sam. He's 22 turning 23 soon. We don't talk, it's a shame.
80. My first real kiss was disgusting, I actually ran away from the boy! Ironically enough, my boyfriend is mates with him!
81. I have never voted. I just believe no one will provide what the country needs, even though they all promise to do so. So I just don't bother. 
82. I'm very empathetic. I seem to be able to help everyone and anyone with any problem, yet I can't seem to do it for myself.
83. I love movies but I cannot put a favourite here. I just can't choose. The same goes for songs...
84. I am VERY indecisive and I would LOVE it if someone could make all my choices for me.
85. I have perfect eyesight, never needed glasses.
86. I'm quite lucky on Twitter, many celebrities follow/followed me. Including Ian Watkins of Lostprophets fame; he actually put me on the guest-list/VIP for his Glasgow gig and then invited me to the Edinburgh one the next night. Had arguments with Nixon of Framing Hanley fame and Jason Statham. I won backstage passes to a Dragonforce gig also. Along with all the UFC fighters and TapouT's Skrape. And so on and so forth...
87. I LOVE Mexican food. There's not enough Mexican restaurants in EK.
88. Oh yeah, I stay in East Kilbride. A town just outside of Glasgow.
89. I can't eat any meat that is on the bone. Ugh.
90. I love Indian food over Chinese.
91. My hangover cure is a MacDonald's or KFC.
92. I rarely, if ever, forget a face. I'll remember you even when you have no clue who I am. It sucks because I feel foolish not knowing if I should say hi, due to the fact I remember you and you forgot me.
93. I LOVE to shop. As all females do of course. But seriously, I could shop all day everyday.
94. I enjoy ironing.
95. I wear summer clothes in the winter. Probably the whole 'fashion before comfort' thing. At the end of the day, I'd rather look good whilst I'm young. When I'm old and want comfort, then it shall be so.
96. I do not believe in religion.
97. Sleep, sex & food are my favourite things. 
98. I hate salt but I love pepper.
99. I wear perfume by Christina Aguilera. It's my favourite smell ever. Apart from White Diesel/Red Lacoste on Steven. Yum!
100. I've never had a wish come true...

So there we go! My God I had a hard time. I'm supposed to know me better than anyone, yet I struggled to come up with 100 facts! Hey ho.

Hope you enjoy and get to know me better; I'm not all that bad. Half the time. ;)

xox

Procrastination.

So here I am, laying on my bed with a glass of Diet Coke (I hate Diet Coke). I have a sore head and a runny nose; always fun. Started reading the second of two books I got out the library, only to notice they're about the same guy and I was reading the second book before the first. Hate when that happens. -_- They're not even that good tbph, was rushed when looking as the library was about to shut. I am aware this is all extremely exciting news.

Off college all this week and so far I have done sweet FA with my time; I am the laziest person ever. Decided that tomorrow I'm gonna get up and get everything in order. This refers to me tidying my room, finishing all outstanding coursework and... well I can't actually think of anything else. Have a client on Thursday for waxing and then heading out with Jully to hand CV's into all known salons in the EK area. Jade needs a job! The complete lack of money in my life at this moment is terrificly shocking. Made all the more worse by the fact I have so many bills to pay and not enough money to cover them all. Then made worse again by the fact my Mother is downsizing from our 3 bedroom house to a one bedroom flat, effectively making me homeless. Well, not really, more so room-less.. as I'm sure her couch will be free. I'll more than likely spend my time flitting from her flat to my boyfriends house. Least I'll save a Hell of a lot of money on dig payments.. So in the long run, that may be a solution to my money woes. Or maybe that point is null due to the fact I should be working by then.

Feeling dreadfully unhealthy this week and it's no wonder with all the crap I've been eating. Ever get that way you start craving salad?! My diet is a whole can of worms that I just cba adding to the list of things I need to sort out. Procrastination is my best talent, honestly. Something tells me I need to get a grip on life.

Wish me luck getting a job!

xox

Unusual..

Drunk. Which is not unusual, as the title would suggest. What is unusual, is that I'm happy whilst drunk.
This rarely happens, unless I'm on a night out. It feels great, really. My man is here and he made me feel like a dick, which he does often.. Half the time he is right but when I am, I wish he wouldn't make me feel so damn BLONDE. 
Love him completely though, so I digress.

Talking to some old friends and randomers on Facebook chat, they're totes awesome and I NEED people like that in my life. Sick and tired of 'fairweather' friends that use my good nature. And I am TOO good to people that do not deserve it.

Loving some good banter!

xox

Bloggy Thingy.

Sooo, I have decided (or more so talked into by a certain someone) to start a blog. Or blogging. Not sure of the blogging etiquette at this moment in time. Currently spending too much time trying to think of witty names and titles for my amazing new bloggy thingy. For instance, I'm typing all this now and have no title. That annoys me immensely but I'm just not witty enough to come up with anything.

The aforementioned 'talker intoer of blogs' is now asking me 'how I'm getting on?' in an excitable manner. Is blogging really that much fun? Do normal people spend as much time as me, talking about blogging in their first blog?

Anyway, I'm Jade. *waves*
Currently flitting from Twitter, Facebook and this looking for something t entertain my rather small mind. I also have a Vodka in hand and you will notice as you get to know me, I am rarely without a Vodka in my hand. My friends would allow you to believe I'm a lush... Which I am not, well maybe. Only a little anyway. I will also more than likely write more than most people will be bothered to read. In case you haven't noticed, I like to natter.

I'm extremely neurotic and it's likely most of my blogs will average on the bi-polar side of things.

At least I'll entertain you...

xox